Daily Brexit

History
The Daily Brexit was founded the very year British Fans began travelling to Antarctica to seek peace. It was used as a means of telling the residents of Antarctica what was happening, and job opportunities. That still stands today. It was also shipped to Britain and other countries secretly to inform the Fans of how to get to Antarctica, but it was written in the 1876's "Fan language" so if any human found it they would not be able to read it. In the 1890s, it was used for animals as well.

It would later evolve into a newspaper, and became the first of seventeen certified newspapers across Antarctica. It would take over fifty years for a rival newspaper to start up, with Polar News beginning in 1939 to inform the continent of the war across Europe.

In 1967, a terrible argument broke out between two citizens over if it had a "the" at the start of the title. It resulted in 17 casualties, and loss of 23 jobs.

It was also used as a way that Doctor MAD could inform Spy Penguin of how to claim The Mystic Frog from a villain's base.

More recently, they hired a mysterious figure called Mr Wise Guy to write some articles, but has a serious hate for Mr Shady for some reason, causing the daily reader of the newspaper to ask for a meeting , and suddenly disappear.

Equipment

 * Printers
 * Paper

Transportation

 * This isn't a train service.

Weapons

 * Pens? I mean, they probably have a permanent marker somewhere...

Trivia

 * Contrary to popular belief, there is no "the" at the start of the Daily Brexit.


 * Everyone reads the Daily Brexit - from the head of RAISIN to Spy Penguin's enemies, to even the UK Prime Minister when he visited amid the Coronavirus pandemic!